Equine Calculators & Barn Tools
Welcome to the tool shed! We believe that managing your horse’s health, diet, and care shouldn’t require a math degree. We have built these free, interactive calculators to take the guesswork out of your daily barn routine. Whether you are figuring out a safe deworming dose, balancing winter hay nets, or shopping for your next equine partner, just click on a tool below to get your instant results!
Equine Weight Calculator
No livestock scale? Accurately estimate your horse’s weight and find their daily hay requirement for a healthy gut.
Calculate WeightHorse Size Calculator
Shopping for a horse or lease? Enter your body weight and tack to instantly find the absolute minimum size horse you need.
Check My SizeWinter Blanket Sizer
Stop guessing with European vs. US sizing! Measure your horse and instantly get the perfect rug size across all brands.
Find My SizeHay Budget Calculator
Plan your winter storage! Enter your horse’s weight and local hay prices to calculate exactly how much forage you need to buy.
Calculate BudgetHorse Joke Generator
Need a good laugh at the barn? Get instant access to hundreds of the funniest, punniest, and most groan-worthy horse jokes.
Get a LaughHorse Name Generator
Skip the boring lists! Let our chaotic engine scan your soul and calculate the absolute best (and weirdest) name for your steed.
Name That SteedCoat Color Predictor
Discover the science of horse genetics! Predict your future foal’s most likely coat colors using our DNA-based Punnett square calculator.
Predict ColorsFoaling Date Calculator
Take the guesswork out of foal watch! Generate a complete gestation timeline with safety milestones for your pregnant mare.
Calculate TimelineHorse Horoscope
Discover your horse’s true inner spirit, astrological destiny, and future vibes with our mystical oracle and tarot reading.
Consult the Oracle